History of Saxumania

Saxumania Saxumania wasn’t always as great and amazing as it is now. It started off as a single boulder. That boulder changed EVERYTHING. On November 11th, 1347 as the Black Death just happened to hit in Europe, a man of great influence and bravery Mr. Ben Dover sailed to the Americas in search of a cure for the new plague. He arrived through the Gulf of Mexico. After days of treacherous hiking and brutal climbing, he stumbled upon the immense boulder, the capital of Saxumania, Gerthius. He decided that it was a marvelous place to settle, seeing as there was a Native American tribe near by. Quickly yet thoroughly, a violent pack of eagles killed him. But not before they stole Ben’s idea to settle there. Saxumania was born.

Saxumania's first monarch King Eagluis was a fairly controversial figure. He was a supporter of the plague. He would often travel to hospitals in order to root for the plague against sick human patients. This and other controversial ventures he indulged in prompted a noble house the Aquilas to lock him up. They took over the throne. During the reign of Queen Eigle rights of the humans living there grew substantially. This created the uprising of a few human noble house holds including the, J-sons, L-porps, and S-wings. These were also controversial at the time, due to the fact that humans were used for only manual labor. This lead to the assassination of the queen.

She had given birth to a baby weeks before her assassination, who took over at the ripe old age of 0.04 his name was King Eagelt. His lack of ruling ability prompted the creation of a council to advise him. With the families as mentioned before, J-sons (earls), L-porps (barons), and S-wings (dukes) he is credited with creating modern candy. He died of morbid obesity at the age of two.

Things stayed relatively simple until 1776; the creation of the U.S.A. The Battle of the Boulder was cut out of U.S history books due to the fact that Saxumania won. They struck a deal with the U.S.A. to leave each other alone. After King Aquilia took reign the state grew rapidly and is globally recognized. The Aquilas continue to rule today.

It is set to take over the world by 2030.