Constitution of Saxumania

Here at Saxumania we have but few & humble laws that we ask that you abide by:

• NO LOITERING PAST 10 PM.
• NO SOLICITING PAST 10 PM.
• DO NOT SMOKE ON THE PROPERTY OF SAXUMANIA.
• DO NOT DRINK ALCOHAL ON THE PROPERTY OF SAXUMANIA.
• DO NOT SMUDGE THE PROPERTY OF SAXUMANIA.
• DO NOT BUILD ILLEGAL STRUCTORS ON THE PROPERTY OF SAXUMANIA (houses with hexagons or more triads).
• DO NOT SLEEP OVERNIGHT ON THE PROPERTY OF SAXUMANIA.
• YOU MAY NOT SMUSH ANTS WITHOUT PROPER TRAINING FROM THE SMUSH MASTER.
• DO NOT IRON ANY PIECE OF CLOTHING ON THE PROPERTY OF SAXUMANIA.
• DO NOT DISRESPECT HIS ROYAL, GRACE-RIDEN, MAJESTY.
• DO NOT WEAR NIKE ALL WHITES ON THE PROPERTY OF SAXUMANIA.
• DO NOT FLICK BUGERS ON THE PROPERTY OF SAXUMANIA.
• ALL FORMS OF HAWK BUT EAGLES ARE NOT PERMITTED TO BE BROUGHT ONTO PROPERTY BY HUMANS.
• NO J-WALKING ON THE REAGLE STREETS OF SAXUMANIA.
• NO PEOPLE WITH THE SPECIFIC NAME CRANBERRY ARE NOT ALLOWED ON THE PROPERTY.
• ALL LAWS ARE EXEMPT ON NO-LAW-DAY (oct. 10)

If you break any one of these laws you may receive a fine of up to 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. $ (U.S.D) or jail time of up to life in prison. ANYTHING not on this list is totally legal under Saxumania law.